TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A FATHER

10. "You used to be really smart, what happened?"
9. "Why do you suck in your gut when the babysitter arrives?"
8. "Was your Dad a nag, too?"
7. "Grandma says you were a problem child."
6. "Stop hogging the Nintendo!!!!!!!"
5. "Why did you stick out your tongue at Mom?"
4. "I'm going to drop at of school and tatoo my face."
3. "Why should I get a job, are you out of money?"
2. "Dad, we don't have enough money. You need to get another job."
1. "Dad, can I borrow your credit card?"